Posted by: earthlotus | Thursday September 27, 2007

If symptoms persist, insult your doctor.. [errr..]

 I thought Jay’s ex-girlfriend was really out of our lives. But heaven
only goes that I was wrong. Kakakasal pa lang namin nun when Jay
received a uninamous text. “Meet me at the clinic”. I had a stinking
feeling in my butt. I told him not to go. It might in danger him. Pero
sabi niya, ok lang daw because life is what we make. Tumahimik lang
ako. Sabi niya, Penny for you talks? But I didn’t know what to say.
Beggars can’t be losers. Isa pa, worried talaga ako na baka yung girl
yun. Jay said, Can’t got your tongue?? I tried to smile at him. Kahit
di ako nagsalita, actions speak louder than works, di ba?

Be that as is may, umalis pa rin siya. I was out of the loophole.
After a few hours, I called him on his cellphone. But my calls fell on
Jeff’s ears. Lalo akong nag-worry kasi I didn’t even know Jeff. Sabi
na nga ba di na dapat umalis si Jay. That’s what I’m talking about it.

So I tried calling some friends who will help me find Jay. That’s what
friends are for naman di ba? But I just faced a blank mall. I had to
do this alone. Nag-taxi na lang ako. Pero ang mahal na pala ng plug
down rate.

When I got to the clinic, the security was really buffed up. Di
basta-basta makakapasok. So I said, I beg your cordon. I’m patient.
It’s my favorite virtue nga e.? Nagduda yata yung isang guard.
Hinawakan ako sa arm. The nerd! I shouted, Don’t touch me not! Buti na
lang the other guards were nice and said, Come on, let’s join us.

When I went inside, parang I’ve been there, done there. Nung walang
nakatingin, nag-explore ako. Nakarating ako sa top floor and I had a
bird’s IQ of the clinic. I could not explain it but I was drawn to a
room on the floor. Siguro Divine Intermission na yun.

Parang may narinig akong umuungol. I was thorn. Di ko alam kung aalis
ba ako o papasukin ko. It made me stick in the stomach to think that
Jay and his ex-girlfriend were there. I tried to tell myself to slower
my expectations. But to tell with it! I had to strike while the iron
is not. I had to hear the truth from the corpse’s mouth. I barraged
in. O my gas! Si Jay, naka-strap sa operating table, parang genie pig
sa isang nakakatakot na experiment. He was on the cutting edge. He was
bleeding. At ang doctor na nagpapahirap sa kanya, ang ex-girlfriend
niya at ang bago nitong boyfriend, ang nurse na si Walter. Doon ko
napatunayang blood is thicker than Walter.

Guess watch? Di ko alam kung paano ko nagawa pero I was able to search
and rescue Jay. Siguro adrenaline brush na yun. Now, he’s recovering.
Nag-sorry siya na hindi siya nakinig sa akin. I know it’s a better
pill to swallow your pride so it’s forgive and forget me not. All
swell that end swell. I know we should kiss and put on makeup.

Ang ex-girlfriend naman niya at si Walter, nakakulong na. Detention is
really better than cure. So the moral of the lesson is: if symptoms
persist, insult your doctor.
–galing kay Meiko

Nyeta, argh. Sumakit tyan ko dito ah! Amf.

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Responses

  1. ha ha ha you make me laugh.

    But where the hell did you get that name walter, eh?

  2. okay to ah, super funner! hehe!

  3. BlogOloco,

    Ako din eh. salamat kay meiko.. hehe

  4. Bonnie,

    hahanap pa ako ng mga ganyan, pantanggal stress.. hehe

  5. Wow ang lalim ng inglish niya. Ako naintindihan kong maigi ang nais niyang iparating, fluence kasi ako sa inglish eh! 🙂

  6. nyahahah

    THE!!!

  7. Kiko Matsing,

    Ayos yun brader! Ako nga eh dumugo pa ilong ko, naghagilap pa ng encyclopedia para lang maintindihan yung gawa nya eh.. haha

  8. buti tinapos ko, napraning ako sa simula, natural na natural hanggang sa masikmura ako… kakatawa.

  9. haha.. ako din eh! Siguro kung kilala ko sya malamang nasikmurahan ko na! ^_^


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